Showing posts with label OOWEEE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label OOWEEE. Show all posts
PSSSSSSSST.........
I got a text from the man today that said simply "I WANNA DO IT" of course IT being have sex/makelove/hump/hunch. Following that text shortly thereafter was another text of his "member" which is always risky but also delightful to recieve while sipping coffee. Were still hot for each other and we try to keep things hot and sizzling in the bedroom.
Just yesterday.............. Well nevermind!!
TELL ME..... WHAT IS THE KEY WORD OR SIGNATURE MOVE YOU DO TO LET YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER KNOW THAT YOUR IN THE MOOD..Keep it Nasty!
I Found You Ms New Booty
As of late, I have been seeing some bootys out of this world. Some of these badunka dunks are ri-damndiculous you hear me..and some are to cute to poot, some are fake, some are real, and some are real padded..LOL. I, being a proud owner of junk in the trunk can admire a woman with a nice figure and a nice bottom. What people and especially those less fortunate tend to not understand is that it takes a strong woman to tote around these thangs. Have you ever saw a woman walking towards you and thought I just know her booty is amazing...lol, an azz so fat you can see it from the front?!?! Dont get me wrong, Im not a lady lover and I dont indulge in play time physically with the ladies but like I said before, a womans bootay is an art of perfection and I appreciate nice things. I think its a natural reaction though for the most part to stare and be in awe when you see something as beautiful as ones assets. Having a big butt is not only a gift but it can also be a curse. I personally was kind of frustrated when Apple Bottom jeans were discontinued because those jeans were true to my size, Its hard to find a pair of size sixteens that compliment your body and make you look decent with out Ginuwine singing to you "Girl is there anymore room for me...in those jeans". I do wear Baby Phat unfortunately because I dont have a wide selection to choose from other than Seven Jeans and maybe a Levis. Well enough about my Booty Sattires.... without further adieu and to kick the weekend in the azz...
I give you my favorite catalog of BUTTS....... Men and/or women....YOU CAN THANK ME LATER....with a SMACK *wink (GUEST CONTRIBUTOR- MR CHA CHA)
Lets Chill
I THINK I NEED A BARBER
Beyonce Sells Out Concert In 22 Seconds
Beyonce may have set a new record for concert sales after a series of her NYC concert sold out in nearly 20 seconds.As previously reported, Mrs. Knowles-Carter will take over the Roseland Ballroom for four standing-room-only performances on August 14, 16, 18, and 19 and perform her latest album 4 in its entirety.
Tickets for the August 14 date went on sale Wednesday and were quickly scooped up by fans in 22 seconds.
Columbia Records has since confirmed that the other three dates have sold out as well. SOURCE
I think I need a BARBER......NONE of these BISHES can FADE ME!!!!
THUG VS. SQUARE
THUG
SEX: Bomb Azz Puzazay DJ Quick
Education: Miseducation Lauryn Hill
JOB: Dope Boys The Game
Religion: I wonder if Heaven Got a Ghetto Tupac
Money: Rubber Band Man T.I
Morals: Run This Town Jay Z
Love: Bonnie and Clyde Jay Z
Music: American Gangster Jay Z
VS.
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THE SQUARE |
SQUARE
SEX: OMG Usher
Education: College Girl Travis Porter
JOB: Soon As I Get Home Baby Face
Religion: Jesus Walks Kanye West
Money: Independent Woman Jamie Foxx/Neyo
Morals: Lets get Married Jagged Edge
Love: Perfectly Blind Day 26
Music: Just the Way you are Bruno Mars
GIMME SOME MO'
Last night............ Home around one AM.............
I smell it through his pores ............He's hungry............
I end starvation............
I pull his fro................ he clinches tighter...........back is arched
the fan oscillates.................Storage Wars.............. fare unneccessary Excitement...............moisture............
the well is deep...................water refreshes..........body is limp...............breathing is syncopated........
romantic smiling and eye contact.........
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