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I Found You Ms New Booty

As of late, I have been seeing some bootys out of this world. Some of these badunka dunks are ri-damndiculous you hear me..and some are to cute to poot, some are fake, some are real, and some are real padded..LOL. I, being a proud owner of junk in the trunk can admire a woman with a nice figure and a nice bottom. What people and especially those less fortunate tend to not understand is that it takes a strong woman to tote around these thangs. Have you ever saw a woman walking towards you and thought I just know her booty is amazing...lol, an azz so fat you can see it from the front?!?! Dont get me wrong, Im not a lady lover and I dont indulge in play time physically with the ladies but like I said before, a womans bootay is an art of perfection and I appreciate nice things. I think its a natural reaction though for the most part to stare and be in awe when you see something as beautiful as ones assets. Having a big butt is not only a gift but it can also be a curse. I personally was kind of frustrated when Apple Bottom jeans were discontinued because those jeans were true to my size, Its hard to find a pair of size sixteens that compliment your body and make you look decent with out Ginuwine singing to you "Girl is there anymore room for me...in those jeans". I do wear Baby Phat unfortunately because I dont have a wide selection to choose from other than Seven Jeans and maybe a Levis. Well enough about my Booty Sattires.... without further adieu and to kick the weekend in the azz...

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Whose Wrong Whose Right – Wednesday

Each week on Wednesday I will post three scenarios on various issues. Please comment with your honest opinion. *Names changed to protect the innocent

Scenario #1 : Leonard and Janell got married in a very small ceremony a couple of months ago where only the immediate family was to attend. In order to honor the nuptials of their new marriage, they’ve decided to hold a reception for family and friends to join in on the celebration. Janell has 3 children from a previous marriage ages ranging from 6 to 14 and Leonard has a child living outside of state. Invitations go out to family and friends however the RSVP advises that there is only one kid allowed to attend per household. The intention behind this suggestion is so that the party and the invitees are not under the impression that this is a kid party.

Is the new couple wrong for this expectation?

Scenario #2: Cathy and Roderick been married for about 11 years and they have a pretty healthy marriage. Cathy is very close to her family and spends a great deal of time with them whenever possible. Rod on the other hand never spends time with his family because his family has never supported his wife and his blended family with her two children. Rod has a child of his own but this child lives out of the country and he does not have any contact information for him. When it comes to Roderick’s mother, Cathy never comments or includes herself in his dealings. One night Roderick decides to pay his mothers rent without telling his wife out of fear of her distain for her and to avoid backlash.

Is Roderick wrong or right for going behind his wifes back and providing financial assistance for his mother. Also, what do you feel about his wife and mother not having a relationship?

Scenario #3: Leslie is battling some unresolved issues with her late father that passed maybe 6 years ago. For some reason she feels as if with his death he got off easier than he should have because of the lifestyle he lived. She feels that death was a cop out for him even though he became sick and suffered with pains. Just this past week, Leslie finds out that her sister is battling a terminal illness. Shortly after, her sister shares with the family her time is very little. Leslie, ends up withdrawing from her whole family. When Leslie’s sister passes away she decides not to attend her services. The reason why Leslie makes this decision is because she doesn’t feel that her paying her respects is enough apologies for what the father did to the both of them in the past.

Was Leslie wrong for not attending her sisters services?

Poke This....Stab That!

I was talking to one of my girlfriends the other day and she had a nose piercing that I had not notice days before. My friend looks like Tina Marie and said she was going to a old skool party and wanted to be in character..LOL. It looked good on her but it got me to reminiscing on how I used to also rock a very tiny nose stud from 16 years old and off and on till I got about 25.

My dilemma was that my nose would never heal the hole up and I would try every method possible but I just couldnt get it to heal properly.

I also have had my tongue pierced and that was fun until I got pregnant and realized that there is nothing freaky or sexy about a pregnant woman and a tongue piercing..LOL.

Then it was on to the marilyn monroe piercing, which I liked a lot, except, every other hoodrat in town did as well. I felt it took the value of beauty away from my face so after a couple of months I tossed it.

There seems to be so many different areas to pierce nowadays and some of these places are quite gruesome. Whats with the dimples in the face piercing... Crazy. There also seem to be a craze with face jewelry. Recently Tyra Banks showed up to 106 and park wearing this :