Would you Rather?

While I was chilling over at friends this weekend, we played a little game called "Would you Rather" basically the game consist of two seperate instances/scenarios that you would be willing to do or not do.

Example: Would you rather jump off a 12 ft building knowing you could land on a trampoline or would you rather be stuck on a plane sitting next to a belching man?

Of course we made our own rules, so the object of our game was if the majority said the opposite of what you said, you had to drink a shot. Sounds fun right!
Try it with friends at your next get together... Im sure if you google you can find some questions to actually print out instead of making your own or buying the game.

Heres one for the road:
Would you rather find your soulmate and have all of your friends and family hate him/her OR Would you rather stay single for the rest of your life and have loving friends and family?

From the Editors Desk

I am turning 34 this year on the 6th and I cant wait to do something for once! When I was younger I partied hard from about 17 years to 25. I would throw my own parties complete with catering and strippers. Some folks have me to thank for thier babies being born thanks to taking the stripper home. I remember one time I rented a male stripper and he was so drunk he could barely perform. This fool must've did a technique he envisioned that would have him landing on his leg but instead he did a full on fall to the ground and got up rubbing his azz. Can you say embarrased? I was embarrassed for him, it was so bad and I kid you not that we made him go sleep off the high because he was pretty messed up. We later found out by the other stripper he was with that his girl had just kicked him out so he started drinking early. Needless to say, I aint pay him that $175 he would have normally gotten, instead I sent him on his way after he woke wiht some alka seltzer cold plus..LOL I had another stripper one time that was gorgeous and bald. Lemme tell you this man was fine, I would say a cross between LL and the Rock...I paid good money to have him strip at my party. He did the most, I mean he even went as far as using saran wrap to put whipcream on random girls snatches so that he could lick it off! I remember came out in a yellow rain suit to the tune of Missy Elliotts "I cant stand the rain". He was by far one my favorites and I intended to hire him again except I saw him in a club one night. I guess his woman was not to far from him because all the groupies that ran up to him he pushed aside. I dont know what happened but all of sudden I see this chick run up in his face slap the dog shat out of him, take her key off and throw it at him and then she stormed out. I can tell you stories for days about strippers.  I hired a stripper for my boyfriend at the time and this chick was funky azz hail, she was extra flabby too. I mean she was pretty but it looked as if she had a nice shape and then got super skinny and her skin was so jiggly. My boyfriend at the time was clowing her though and thats not cool but it was funny all the same.  This birthday though, I hope I can go out and enjoy something peaceful and serene #grownwomantalk. I dont need nobody to entertain me anymore, I dont need smoke, mirrors, and hot sweaty random jank all up on my body grinding to Trey Songz... I just wanna feel beautiful and blessed and rested and relaxed. I know I have a few months but Im planning..... Ima put a little bug in my husbands ear as well since he should be the one stressing in the first place..LOL I was talking to someone the other day that having a birthday so close to Christmas makes you pick and choose...that is so not fair though. I give the BEST parties to my family all year long and then my birthday comes all anyone can think about is Christmas! UGH! I love Christmas but I want the same attention everyone else got for their birhtdays for mine! My mama always say Sagittarius are selfish...and with that being said I WILL TAKE THAT THIS YEAR!!!!!

WHY MUST I CRY - THURSDAY

Bros before Hoes!

I wonder if the sign on the lockers say "Fresh Paint" ???

Snoop Dogg Dog

Racks on Racks on Racks

Have a good day!

Just a pissy mess!

This dedicated to my BRENDOLINI

Business in the front... Party in the back

Oh how fluckin convenient *smh

Her Mama got azz too...LOL

NOW GO WIPE THE RATCHEDNESS OFF YOU AND GET BACK TO YOUR REGULARL SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING!!!!

CHA BELLA!



LOVE ALL OVER

Finally you put me first.... Baby its you, your the one I love, your the one I need.........

Dear Cha Cha

Well, when I was 18 I met this guy and fell in love. We moved in together as soon as I graduated high school and spent 3 and a half years together. We had many ups and downs like most relationships do, but we always loved each other and worked through it. He became a part of my family and my parents and sisters loved him and he was always there to help them out. Unfortunately, I lost my good paying job and about a week after that I woke up to get him up for work and he was gone. I looked all over for him as he had no family close by and had junked his car 2 days before. I get text messages hours later letting me know he couldn’t handle the pressure (even though throughout our relationship he sporadically had jobs and I paid most the bills) and was on a bus. Wouldn’t answer the phone and I only found out he was going to California because he told my mom. A week and a half after that he wanted to come home, even though he went there to stay with a girl he met online. I helped him get home and things are good again, but was I crazy to take him back?

FEVER

“I think a man needs to be a man. To hold a woman the way she wants to be held. Just do whatever your woman wants, and you’ll be fine,” Jason Momoa star of Conan The  Barbarian annnnnnnnnnd... Lisa Bonets baby daddy said about the way he treats ladies.

My Own Destiny

My world it moves so fast today

The past it seems so far away

And life squeezes so tight that I can’t breathe

And every time I’ve tried to be

What someone has thought of me

So caught up I wasn’t able to achieve

But deep in my heart the answer it was in me

And I made up my mind to define my own destiny

I look at my environment

And wonder where the fire went

What happened to everything we used to be

I hear so many cry for help

Searching outside of themselves

Now I know that his strength is within me but

Deep in my heart the answer it was in me

And I made up my mind to define my own destiny

But deep in my heart the answer it was in me

And I made up my mind to define my own destiny

The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill