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WHY MUST I CRY - THURSDAY

Bros before Hoes!

I wonder if the sign on the lockers say "Fresh Paint" ???

Snoop Dogg Dog

Racks on Racks on Racks

Have a good day!

Just a pissy mess!

This dedicated to my BRENDOLINI

Business in the front... Party in the back

Oh how fluckin convenient *smh

Her Mama got azz too...LOL

NOW GO WIPE THE RATCHEDNESS OFF YOU AND GET BACK TO YOUR REGULARL SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING!!!!

CHA BELLA!


WHY MUST I CRY THURSDAY PART 2

 And nibble, chew  and swallow me too.... You aint clever!
 Caption Says: Swagger so Fresh... BUT I bet them NUTS AINT...UGH!


 A Blizzard HOT azz funky booty MESS!

BIG BERTHA said FLUCK YOU PAY ME!

Yeap Ronda McDonald were laughing with you!

 This is one daycare my kids will not be going to!  I dont give a damn if that is yo son!
He take REAL GOOD CARE OF HIS KIDS THO!

And your stomach is the RUNWAY!
 Can she please turn her EYES off...BISH is giving me a MIGRAINE

NO Thank YOU!!.. I usually just pay with my Credit Card!

NOW GO WIPE THE RATCHED OFF OF YA!!!!

WWJD

A man is claiming he was injured at a local church in an incident involving NBA superstar Kobe Bryant. Sources told 10News Bryant was attending a church service at St. Therese of Carmel in Carmel Valley Sunday and thought someone was taking pictures of him with a cellphone.
According to police, Bryant took the phone from the man, did not see any pictures and then left the church. The man claims he injured his wrist in the incident and had to go to the hospital for treatment. 10News learned police are continuing their investigation into the man's claims.

What. Would. Jesus. Do?

HMMMMMM..........

Creep, creep creeping...................HMMM, so last week and the week before Oh JLO LO was airing out all her discretions about her soon to be Ex- Husband Marc Anthony. Jlo was saying how she left him because she had to love herself, or some dry something or another like that. If anyone ever asked my opinion about thier whole situation, I would tell you plain and simple. My take is that Jennifer only wanted to be with Marc because she wanted to have children, that is the only thing she has ever talked about. I think after she had her beautiful twins Max and Emma, she realized that Marc was not her husband after all but just someone she tolerated to get what she ulitmately wanted. Who knows, I personaly liked them together.


Recently though, Paparazzi caught up with them in the Hamptons trying to go half on another baby... I KID I KID.... Read the story here



Just because there is an impending DIVORCE does not mean they cant continue to love each other and be cordial, things dont have to always end up sheisty and greasy, ya kno.

My ex husband and I agreed to let our little marriage go, and we remain cool like we been homies and not lovers for years. Just because you marry someone that does not mean that that person was truly meant to be your life partner, you would hope that you would make the right decision the first go round, but such is life and thats not always the case. I always say my ex-husbands purpose in my life was to bring about my two beautiful children, however he was never meant to be my husband. He actually tried to tell me he wasn't the marrying type but I tricked myself in to believing that those were just words.

 Maya Angelou has a quote : "When someone shows you who they are,believe them"

 I cant say that even if I knew and understood what that meant now I would not have made the decision to marry him, but at the same time, my intention was only to do right by my children.
I wanted my daughter and son to grow up knowing that their mommy was not one of their dads many groupies/jumpoffs/ect. I wanted them to at least believe that out of all of the others, Daddy loved Mommy enough to marry her.
       You live and you learn, life moves on and you squeeze the lemons dry or something like that. The man that I am married to now is definitely the man Im supposed to be with because he was sent by GOD and I have to believe we were kismet. I wasnt looking for him and I didnt want him but he came to me with pure and unprohibited love and all he wanted was me to love him back. So even if JLo and Marc are seen together and even if their trying to figure things out, I say let them be. 

    Besides I need them together for my own selfish reasons....Have you ever seen El Catante' shyytttttt, I need a part two of that movie. Its a movie of a singer from Puerto Rico name Hector Lavoe and Marc and Jennifer portray him and his wife Pucci in the movie..... MUST SEE !





WHY MUST I CRY -THURSDAY




LET THE FLUCKERY ENSUE............................ 







HAPPY THURSDAY WITCHO RATCHEDAZZES !!!!!!!

What Wonders Me Wednesday

Questions
#1 Why do her hands look like the creatures on Harry Potter, they look elderly?
#2 How does she properly wipe and swipe herself after using the restroom?
#3 What kind of job does she do, surely she has to be self employed?

What sayeth you about Falisha ..LOL ( doesnt she look like a Falisha roflmao)

Why Must I Cry-- Part 2



WHY MUST I CRY

ITS THURSDAY FOLKS.................SO LET THE SHENANIGANS BEGAN ..............

soooooo...yeah, I really have no words. READ MORE and THANK ME LATER

I CARE



The other day my family (my husband, my son, Boobie 11 and my daughter, Cookie 9) went to spend the day with one of my good friends for a Sunday get-together. Let me get right to the point. I am from a town called WHOOP AZZ where kids are to be seen and not heard. I was raised that when grown folks is talking you shat the hail up. I was raised to raise my hand in a room full of adults to get attention enough to be acknowledged. I was raised that you dont sit around grown folks when they talking.
     My children are not perfect but I have raised them to stay in their lanes (a childs place). I have raised them to know when the conversation turns to adult talk, you find something to do. My husband and I dont even discuss grown talk in the car. If we just have to we either talk in codes or we turn the stereo up and lean in to one another.  Oh but these kids now a days are smart as hail and they pick up even faster. I try to live my life as standard as possible, providing good examples and teaching my kids the best way to conduct themselves. My kids have been in situations where they knew the kids they were around were about to get it and they couldnt do nothing but shake their own heads.
    My husband who is 6'4 about 248 lbs is militant as hail and he aint nobodies Sgt. but his outer is intimidating and he runs a tight ship. Just recently in church they appointed this guy as Sgt of Arms and when I say give a brother a foot he will take a mile...LOL He was live and direct, excited to be in his element, but oh those poor kids. My kids love him to death but the last thing they ever try to do is annoy him or get him going because they know that BOOT CAMP is in full effect.

The Hoodrat Chronicles




Its that time AGAIN!... What time is it?... Its time for all the sweet and loving Horses in the world to provide as much hair as possible for the ANNUAL HAIR WARS November 6, in Los Angeles California. Im sure just as the others, this will be a convention of hoodrats around the world that are excited to get their 15 minutes of fame on stage while debuting their most wackiest, creative, unimaginable styles........
Glad I got my ticket! Im all in ...*wink Click HERE if you need more information.

NOW LET THE HAIR FLUCKERY BEGIN>>>>>..

WHY MUST I CRY...........

SMH: Lemme find out she still stripping her way through College at 45!