I got a text from the man today that said simply "I WANNA DO IT" of course IT being have sex/makelove/hump/hunch. Following that text shortly thereafter was another text of his "member" which is always risky but also delightful to recieve while sipping coffee. Were still hot for each other and we try to keep things hot and sizzling in the bedroom.
Just yesterday.............. Well nevermind!!
TELL ME..... WHAT IS THE KEY WORD OR SIGNATURE MOVE YOU DO TO LET YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER KNOW THAT YOUR IN THE MOOD..Keep it Nasty!
Is a good woman or man really hard to find? Has this world pertaining to happiness regarding a significant other based on falsehoods and people settling. I happen to believe and I have very good reason to convince myself that I am a good woman. I tend to also believe that I have found a good man,however I wasnt looking when he found me but we're here now.
Is there really such an issue when it comes to standards? I have heard before men say that they will not date a woman with children already? Why is that? I have also heard women say they will not date a man with more than one child and/or baby mother? Why is that? When I was younger I can admit that I had standards both realistic, unrealistic and downright absurd but I can attest that that was when I was younger. My mother for instance, has been married twice and is now a widow. Mother does not care if the man is cripple,blind, ugly or retarded, she just wants the companionship. Mother doesnt care even if she loves that person,she just wants to say she has a man by her side in order to refrain from lonliness. Is it wrong for mother to not have any standards when it comes to picking a mate? Needless to say, those relationships never last because sooner or later she begins to see the incompatability thus moving on.
I often say to my husband when he starts feeling hisself, "Babe, no one wants you but me" and he usually retorts the same sentiments back to me, lol. I know that to be untrue because If I could bottle up my man and sell him for a profit I would have a mean backorder list...fa sho!! However, my idea of a good man may not be the same for most women and his idea of me as a good woman may not be the ideal for another man either.
SO TELL ME Ya'll what is your definition of A GOOD WOMAN or A GOOD MAN and dont forget to IDENTIFY yourself if you fit that criteria as well!
Forge speaking in Tongues...... Juanita Bynum is typing in tongues on Facebook to say the least!
Im going to have to give her three thumbs down and please have a seat for this bull crap!
This is an example of when KEEPING IT REAL goes WRONG! UGH SMH! SOURCE
I know most people dont care (read:black) about Kim Kardashian, but for whatever reason I actually do. I think she is a cool girl and I like her style! Her personality is neither here nor there but I dig her work ethic and her hustle. I actually like the whole Kardashian family cus them bishes are cray cray. I think most of us sans the money can relate to them with the dysfunction and issues that many families face. Anyhow, Kim 30 being the second oldest daughter of the clan was finally made an honest woman the second time around this past Saturday August 20 to New Jersey Nets Kris Humphries,26. A few things I can say about Kimmie is she loves her black men, she loves her athletes, and she likes them young.LOL ...I wish her complete happiness and success in her new venture as a new wife. Sadly, though, even though she is a wife, most people will never get over her past and thats the world we live in, but I wish them happiness!
Labels: IN LOVE WITH LOVE
As of late, I have been seeing some bootys out of this world. Some of these badunka dunks are ri-damndiculous you hear me..and some are to cute to poot, some are fake, some are real, and some are real padded..LOL. I, being a proud owner of junk in the trunk can admire a woman with a nice figure and a nice bottom. What people and especially those less fortunate tend to not understand is that it takes a strong woman to tote around these thangs. Have you ever saw a woman walking towards you and thought I just know her booty is amazing...lol, an azz so fat you can see it from the front?!?! Dont get me wrong, Im not a lady lover and I dont indulge in play time physically with the ladies but like I said before, a womans bootay is an art of perfection and I appreciate nice things. I think its a natural reaction though for the most part to stare and be in awe when you see something as beautiful as ones assets. Having a big butt is not only a gift but it can also be a curse. I personally was kind of frustrated when Apple Bottom jeans were discontinued because those jeans were true to my size, Its hard to find a pair of size sixteens that compliment your body and make you look decent with out Ginuwine singing to you "Girl is there anymore room for me...in those jeans". I do wear Baby Phat unfortunately because I dont have a wide selection to choose from other than Seven Jeans and maybe a Levis. Well enough about my Booty Sattires.... without further adieu and to kick the weekend in the azz...
I give you my favorite catalog of BUTTS....... Men and/or women....YOU CAN THANK ME LATER....with a SMACK *wink (GUEST CONTRIBUTOR- MR CHA CHA)
And nibble, chew and swallow me too.... You aint clever!
Caption Says: Swagger so Fresh... BUT I bet them NUTS AINT...UGH!
A Blizzard HOT azz funky booty MESS!
BIG BERTHA said FLUCK YOU PAY ME!
Yeap Ronda McDonald were laughing with you!
This is one daycare my kids will not be going to! I dont give a damn if that is yo son!
He take REAL GOOD CARE OF HIS KIDS THO!
And your stomach is the RUNWAY!
Can she please turn her EYES off...BISH is giving me a MIGRAINE
NO Thank YOU!!.. I usually just pay with my Credit Card!
NOW GO WIPE THE RATCHED OFF OF YA!!!!
Labels: WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS
Each week on Wednesday I will post three scenarios on various issues. All Opinions are welcomed. If you would like me to post an issue you are having trouble resolving and or want honest feedback; email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and use Scenario for the subject.
asks Kennedy if she can allow him to claim Jacob on his taxes for the year as she has been able to do it all of the other. Do you think Jacob is justified in his request? Do you think Kennedy should allow him to claim the son for once since she has all the other times? How can this issue be resolved? Bryan
Please Share your Opinions in the Comment Section.....Thank You!
There is this ultra friendly and cool chick in the office that everyone loves and adores. Chick is cool with all who comes in contact with her. If there is something that needs to be done she is “your girl” she is very creative and very outspoken. If it’s your birthday or your wedding you can expect to receive major recognition from her albeit balloons at your desk, gift cards, cupcakes ect. There is however a major issue with her that goes without being noticed. Chick has body odor out of this world. You can stand next to her and even as much as walk past her and it hits you like a sack of marbles. It’s like a musty smell, not rancid or funky like you might vomit but a rather stale smell that can not be missed. How does one go about telling her that this is an issue or do you even tell her and just tolerate it? Do you think she knows?
I mean after all you don’t have to take this person home with you.
Andrea who has two children has been dating Paul for a little over 6 months is wondering which direction the relationship is headed. Paul who is divorced has made it clear that although he wants to get married one day it will be no time soon. Andrea who has an estranged husband is actually in love with Paul but Paul plays the role as if he is just enjoying his self in their intimate relationship, and maybe his. They do dinners, movies, long drives, hang out with his friends; she even helped him pick out a car. Paul has never spent a single night at Andrea’s house. It’s always vice versa. Andrea feels as though since she has spent all this time with him marriage should be on the horizon and if so she will proceed with her divorce, except, Paul never references her children. Paul is not married for a fact and he is seeing only Andrea. He never makes her comprise her time with her children but he also never mentions them, its as if they don’t exist to him. Andrea decided early on that she didn’t want her children to meet him until she was serious that he would be the one but six months later she cant understand why he is not eager to meet them. What do you think Paul’s deal is?
Kennedy has been taking care of her 8 year old son for the last 5 years of his life as a single mother. Kennedy and her son Jacobs father divorced when he was three years old.
does work but he gets paid under the table. Kennedy does not collect child support from Bryan because she is allowing him to be responsible and take care of his son on his own terms. Bryan spends quality time with him and he buys him things when needed. Byran occasionally gives Kennedy extra money when she is broke or needs it. Bryan
Kennedy has been at her company for 5 years and she makes pretty good money.
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A man is claiming he was injured at a local church in an incident involving NBA superstar Kobe Bryant. Sources told 10News Bryant was attending a church service at St. Therese of Carmel in Carmel Valley Sunday and thought someone was taking pictures of him with a cellphone.
According to police, Bryant took the phone from the man, did not see any pictures and then left the church. The man claims he injured his wrist in the incident and had to go to the hospital for treatment. 10News learned police are continuing their investigation into the man's claims.
What. Would. Jesus. Do?
Shyt just got real for Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Taylor Armstrong.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong's estranged husband, Russell, was found dead of an apparent suicide Monday night at his Los Angeles home. They have a daughter together. Taylor Armstrong, 40, filed for divorce in July from Armstrong, citing physical and verbal abuse. The couple were also the subject of a recent $1.5 million lawsuit for breach of contract. SOURCE
I knew something was off with dude when I watched the series. I had only been in to the RHO Atlanta and had not yet opened up to any other of the Housewives Franchises but I did take a liking to the RHOBV. While watching this couple interact I wondered if they were even a couple because they seem so out of touch with one another. It came to no surprise to me when they filed for divorce, I just had that feeling it was coming all along.
This is very sad, I believe he leaves a little girl behind. Hang in there Taylor....Hang on in there!
Labels: Jesus Be a Fence
After dating for 29 years, the View co-host, 68, and beau Steve Janowitz have tied the knot.
Im eager to find out why they finally took the leap. If someone was to ask me why I thought they did it, I would have to say for security. I'm guessing they felt...Hey, neither of us is getting any younger, why not just do the damn thing. Supposedly they were going to get married in 2009 but ol' boy got cold feet. Anyhow, hopefully they know each other well enough to tough it out, and at that age FOREVER seems so much realer than it did when I was professing my forever ever to my boyfriend (now husband) when we were awesome puppy loving teenagers. I also feel like 29 years should be long enough to declare anyone married whether legally or not.
Who dates for all those years anyway?. Im guessing they live in seperate household but that is highly unlikely. I know there are plenty of people that date for years and years without legalizing but its not something I could do. NOPE!. Having marital sex is like the best thing you can ever do for your life. Im not saying that if your not married and your having sex its wrong, Im saying that when you live with someone and your married to that person having unjudgemental sex is the best sex. THATS EXACTLY what IM SAYING. To each his/her own, everyone is not in to spirituality and everyone does not believe marriage is the way. My motto in life is DO YOU...cant nobody do you for you. I know in my home and in my life it was a standard and Im going to teach mine the same standard I was raised with. NO Ring.. NO THING!
What are your thoughts on marriage?
How long do you feel is to long to date without a lifelong commitment?
This hot heffah turned 45, this weekend on August 14. *round of applause...bish is still killing most 25 year olds!!!
Check out Nia Long who is expecting and also another HOT 40 something MILF basking in all of her glow-ry *wink. Nia was spotted chilling in her hometown of Trinidad.
These two little talented whippersnappers are the highest paid teens in the business. Jaden and Willow Smith, the offsprings of Jada and Will Smith are per Forbes reportedly MultimMillionaires
Jaden raked in $5 million in 2010, $3 million of which came from his blockbuster film, "Karate Kid," and other deals. Willow, technically not a teen just yet, earned $4 million from her hit single, "Whip My Hair," and record deal. Source .
I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A WONDERFUL MONDAY SO FAR!!!
- Joined Twitter... Follow my thick azz @ Cali_Cha... I think thats what Im supposed to say..LOL my sister told me to get followers....why for???? I dont know.
- On the way to taking baby girl to Cheer Camp this morn, my son lost his phone and asked me to call it. Why does he have as my ringtone E40's "Stripper Pole" .... "there she goes sliding down the pole" BLANK STARE.. Im like son (11) why do you have that for your Mommies ring tone, put something more appropriate on there like "Freak-A-Leek" Petey Pablo...ahahaha...I KID I KID(kinda) AND YES I MADE HIM CHANGE IT...to a more kid friendly song.
- Had to work today....As you can see HARDLY WORKING...POW!
- Follow me on Twi.........
- Husband had to work too so all I got at 4am this morning was some lunch money and a measley kiss. Could have kept the kiss...LOL
- Basketball Head WIfe Huzzie Hoodrats Reunion show comes on tomorrow night..DONT MISS IT!
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND
....CALI SUNKISSED AND BLOOMED ...psssst Follow me on Twitter @Cali_Cha
Labels: Weekend Chatter
Creep, creep creeping...................HMMM, so last week and the week before Oh JLO LO was airing out all her discretions about her soon to be Ex- Husband Marc Anthony. Jlo was saying how she left him because she had to love herself, or some dry something or another like that. If anyone ever asked my opinion about thier whole situation, I would tell you plain and simple. My take is that Jennifer only wanted to be with Marc because she wanted to have children, that is the only thing she has ever talked about. I think after she had her beautiful twins Max and Emma, she realized that Marc was not her husband after all but just someone she tolerated to get what she ulitmately wanted. Who knows, I personaly liked them together.
Just because there is an impending DIVORCE does not mean they cant continue to love each other and be cordial, things dont have to always end up sheisty and greasy, ya kno.
My ex husband and I agreed to let our little marriage go, and we remain cool like we been homies and not lovers for years. Just because you marry someone that does not mean that that person was truly meant to be your life partner, you would hope that you would make the right decision the first go round, but such is life and thats not always the case. I always say my ex-husbands purpose in my life was to bring about my two beautiful children, however he was never meant to be my husband. He actually tried to tell me he wasn't the marrying type but I tricked myself in to believing that those were just words.
Maya Angelou has a quote : "When someone shows you who they are,believe them"
I cant say that even if I knew and understood what that meant now I would not have made the decision to marry him, but at the same time, my intention was only to do right by my children.
I wanted my daughter and son to grow up knowing that their mommy was not one of their dads many groupies/jumpoffs/ect. I wanted them to at least believe that out of all of the others, Daddy loved Mommy enough to marry her.
You live and you learn, life moves on and you squeeze the lemons dry or something like that. The man that I am married to now is definitely the man Im supposed to be with because he was sent by GOD and I have to believe we were kismet. I wasnt looking for him and I didnt want him but he came to me with pure and unprohibited love and all he wanted was me to love him back. So even if JLo and Marc are seen together and even if their trying to figure things out, I say let them be.
Besides I need them together for my own selfish reasons....Have you ever seen El Catante' shyytttttt, I need a part two of that movie. Its a movie of a singer from Puerto Rico name Hector Lavoe and Marc and Jennifer portray him and his wife Pucci in the movie..... MUST SEE !