The Hoodrat Chronicles




Its that time AGAIN!... What time is it?... Its time for all the sweet and loving Horses in the world to provide as much hair as possible for the ANNUAL HAIR WARS November 6, in Los Angeles California. Im sure just as the others, this will be a convention of hoodrats around the world that are excited to get their 15 minutes of fame on stage while debuting their most wackiest, creative, unimaginable styles........
Glad I got my ticket! Im all in ...*wink Click HERE if you need more information.

NOW LET THE HAIR FLUCKERY BEGIN>>>>>..


*taps this bish on the shoulder...Ummm, you know what, nevermind her bangs her problem

I blame Nicki Minaj and the lil oriental lady at the hair store that smiled and told her
"This is yo cahlah"

How hard is it to just recycle some shyt ..SMH!

UNLIKE
Ummm...Well, sooo.... yeah, well I see he likes music *shrug
NOPE!

                                               No we CANT!
Where do you work? Surely Nabisco didnt approve this shyt!
The interstate though *SMDH

Need better friends and family

Do all Bosses Have Mustaches ..IJS? Im not even gonna talk about your HAIR or the random BANG under the gun

Girl you is so different.... Can you let BIG WORM live ...UGH!

Now this is creative....Sue me but Im entertained!

Yeah I know, my neck hurts too just looking at this shyt! ROFLMAO

HAVE A SPLENDID WEEKEND...........CALISUNKISSED AND BLOOMED

6 comments:

Brenden said...

Baby girls with the pink Something about Mary up doo is sexy AF. She has that I eat a*s look to her. I like that in a woman.

Cali Sunkissed and Bloomed said...

Brenden..LMFAO if you dont go on somewhere...AHAHAH I cant with you! You are a fool!

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO @ 'I eat @ss*

Your tags on these pics were hilarious. Ol' girl does look like Big Worm, seriously.

Monique said...

I died reading this! Died! And thought Bronner Brothers had some mess.

Queen of My Castle said...

I had to post this on my facebook page. I hope you don't mind. It was just too funny not to share. I also posted it on my twitter page.

Jason said...

LMMFAO! This is a hot ass mess but some of them are mad creative though.(Yeah, I said it!)

This is an actual competition huh?

I'm one of those people that appreciate some good fuckery and these pics are grade A...hood certified...random store front hair salon fuckery!